I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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