do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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