Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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