two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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