She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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