Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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