So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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