I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
