but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
this just has baby written all over it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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