She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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