I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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