She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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