During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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