I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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