she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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