we're blogging at a bar
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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