fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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