About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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