If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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