one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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