It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
where are you?
Hypothermia
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Randomize