is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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