Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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