Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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