Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
