life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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