I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I've blown a few things in my day
i dont even know how to be here
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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