I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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