as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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