I heard we made out
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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