At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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