I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
