So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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