I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
