haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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