chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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