Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
