there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His nipple licking is glorious
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