It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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