Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i just google imaged poop.
high people should be assigned attendants
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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