I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
