so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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