so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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