Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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