Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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