I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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