After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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