i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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