ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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