I hate all girls vehemently.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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