Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
A bitchslap is in order.
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