is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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