Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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