Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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