I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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