Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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