ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
