East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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