Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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