i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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