It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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